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Not slots of fun

Woman with back towards you playing a fruit machine.
So… After a bit of a nightmare time I will get onto the purpose of this blog. So the next two posts are about the funny, yet frustrating side of this condition. Considering that epic rant (Covid) of 3 months ago.

When I went away with my friends last year. In the small window, when were were allowed. They wanted to play on the fruities in an arcade.

Now I’m more of a 2p machine kind of girl, but thought I would give it a go.

I kept winning small amounts, or so I initially thought.

I was popping the money in, it lit up, flashed and spun. Then it kept coming out the bottom.

Now, I couldn’t actually see what was on the buttons. I just pressed the right hand side, where the start button usually is.

“I keep winning”… I declared excitedly to my friends nearby.

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Social distancing.

woman smiling at a shop mannequin. In front of a clothes rack and a lady getting changed

Went to the shops with my sister the other day.

I social distanced with a man in a shop.
Well… The mannequin in the shop.
It did make me chuckle though ☺
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Like a doughnut.

Talking to my friend about my blog and she said she has learnt that…
‘Your eyes are like a doughnut really… without the jam’
I thought this was a brilliant way of describing it.