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Dry January

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This!

VD Blonde cartoon woman speaks and says I’m doing dry January. She has a glass of water and a halo on her head.
A rum glass fills up and a no covers it. Music starts for a film and the earth spins. The words no one cares curves around the earth.

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Coffee Shop Weirdo 

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Will have to remember to move my torch doofer thingy away from my mobile data.

It looks like I’ve just taken a photograph of the man opposite me in Costa as it flashed quickly like a camera going off before I quickly panicked and shut it off. He’s now giving me the evils ☺️

I’ve done this countless times in the past. All the buttons looks the same!

I’m now typing this and trying to ‘look busy’ I had to tell someone. You always get one weirdo in a coffee shop. Well today that’s me.

What daft stuff do you keep doing repeatedly but forget to change the settings?

PD 1 Screenshot of my phone screen settings. The Mobile Data button is lit up in green with the torch button next to it being grey.

PD 2 A close up of a large white Costa coffee cup on a table.

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Large print menu meme

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When there’s no large print menu versus When there is

VD Blonde cartoon woman blinks her green eyes with an unhappy smile and text reads in a box above her head when there’s no large print menu. Cut to a man sways in a nightclub with eyes closed and the text now reads when there is