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Blue Raspberry ice pops

The perils of being sight impaired and greedy for ice pops.

In my quest of trying to obtain even more Mr Freeze Blue Raspberry ice pops, as I seem to be addicted to them and want them at all times to be in my freezer 😋

Buying my home items for the renovations, inspiration struck. A light bulb moment if you will.

I’m new to this whole Amazon thingy bob. I didn’t know they did food.

I know. I know before you say it.

Also (This is not an add for Amazon OR Mr Freeze by the way) I don’t get offers of collabs or free stuff like the big boy sight loss blog creators.  Nobody will take a chance on me with my rants and the little cartoon me pictures and videos I make. And I do make them. From scratch. Along with my rants and endless posts that gets 1 like. 2 if I’m lucky. (This is turning into a rant. Sorry) they are also written by myself. Nothing AI. Maybe I should try an AI post see how that does. I won’t though because I won’t quit this yet.

I’m not a face to camera video blogger and never will be. But I’m sure as hell thinking Mr Freeze himself (I’m certain he’s real) should send little old me some ice pops just because I’m keeping them afloat at the moment all by myself.

I looked for theses incredible yummy treats, as I only had about 10 left and was getting nervy they would be gone. In my excitement I unknowingly put anti-freeze in my Amazon basket and was looking forward to downing the lovely blue stuff within it’s bottle. Thinking it was some pop version of the blue raspberry ice pop.

Being blurry, (Other blurry people will understand) I always check and double check before I checkout and pay on anything.

And there it was. Don’t know how it ended up within my avidly rushed search result. I’m quite disappointed it wasn’t real. It should be though @mr.freezepops

Death avoided.

A screenshot of an amazon page selling Mr Freeze Blue Raspberry ice pops. A white background with the advertisement. A blue box of 20 ice pops in the middle.
PD1 A screenshot of an amazon page selling Mr Freeze Blue Raspberry ice pops. A white background with the advertisement. A blue box of 20 ice pops in the middle.
A screenshot of an Amazon page selling a bottle of bright blue anti-freeze liquid.
PD2 A screenshot of an Amazon page selling a bottle of bright blue anti-freeze liquid.
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UK Heatwave

An 8bit naive cartoon depiction of the Super Mario game on the SNES console from the 1990s. There is a desert scene in beige and lavender colours. A small Mario figure to the right of the screen by the sand dunes. An angry sun in the sky. The text reads That level on Super Mario where the sun tries to kill you. That's today
PD An 8bit naive cartoon depiction of the Super Mario game on the SNES console from the 1990s. There is a desert scene in beige and lavender colours. A small Mario figure to the right of the screen by the sand dunes. An angry sun in the sky. The text reads That level on Super Mario where the sun tries to kill you. That’s today

A graphic I made a few years ago.

That level on Super Mario when the sun tries to kill you.

That’s today.

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Picture Descriptions

VD Blonde haired man, Don Johnson from the TV Series Miami Vice, drives a speedboat on the ocean smiling with sunglasses on. The speedboat is facing the camera then swerve and turns from the camera headinf out to into the ocean. The yellow text above the video reads How I feel like when people use picture descriptions so I can understand the images better