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Picture Descriptions

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VD Blonde haired man, Don Johnson from the TV Series Miami Vice, drives a speedboat on the ocean smiling with sunglasses on. The speedboat is facing the camera then swerve and turns from the camera headinf out to into the ocean. The yellow text above the video reads How I feel like when people use picture descriptions so I can understand the images better
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Dry January

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This!

VD Blonde cartoon woman speaks and says I’m doing dry January. She has a glass of water and a halo on her head.
A rum glass fills up and a no covers it. Music starts for a film and the earth spins. The words no one cares curves around the earth.

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Coffee Shop Weirdo 

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Will have to remember to move my torch doofer thingy away from my mobile data.

It looks like I’ve just taken a photograph of the man opposite me in Costa as it flashed quickly like a camera going off before I quickly panicked and shut it off. He’s now giving me the evils ☺️

I’ve done this countless times in the past. All the buttons looks the same!

I’m now typing this and trying to ‘look busy’ I had to tell someone. You always get one weirdo in a coffee shop. Well today that’s me.

What daft stuff do you keep doing repeatedly but forget to change the settings?

PD 1 Screenshot of my phone screen settings. The Mobile Data button is lit up in green with the torch button next to it being grey.

PD 2 A close up of a large white Costa coffee cup on a table.